Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012

Gee, I'm a Tree

Slang for "Geometry." Used by slightly cooler people.

Bob: What math class are you taking this year?
Sally: Gee, I'm a tree!
Bob: o___O

by Humstrada November 24, 2009

tree waste

A disparaging term used for a paper document (usually a book) with useless information on it.

All of the Harry Potter books are a fine example of tree waste.

by signull October 12, 2006

Freaky Tree

During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the other is the branches. The branches can easily vary in motion.

I was washing my hands in the Bayside High library, when I heard someone in the stall making some treacherous noises. Guess who comes walking out? Principal Belding, and he was nannied up and nervous looking. We've all been there, so out grew the Freaky Tree and we both laughed!

by Kevy-Kev April 21, 2008

Yellow Tree

Noun: Word-play on the Counter Strike term "lo3", often stated as a request to make the match or scrimmage go "live on three".

CT Player1 : got 5?
T Player 1: 5th just got here.
CT Player 1: lo3 then
*a little time passes without the match going live*
CT Player 2: Yellow Tree?

by iniq.Seraphim April 9, 2009

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

tree gremlins

The word used by older people when referring to children

I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins

by Bennana January 29, 2009