Toothpicking

The act of placing one's penis flat across an object.Similar to the act of planking but using you're penis instead.

Jimmy has his dick laying on the side mirror of that car....NO...he is "Toothpicking" it.

by Jimmy Toothpick August 17, 2011

Saber-tooth

A women 15 years or older than the young man she is dating. This is the extreme case of the commonly known "Cougar" term for an older women dating a younger man. Beware the Saber-Tooth young men as they are experienced and hunt their prey without mercy.

"That women is a Saber-tooth." "Did you see the Saber-tooth up by the bar?." "That's not a cougar, thats a Saber-tooth."

by MD. Collins December 31, 2008

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

cheep vibrating tooth brush

a discreet vibrator for an average school girl

for an average school girl,ho is at a boarding school
"jenny i am feeling horny can i borrow your vibrating toothbrush" Cheep Vibrating Tooth Brush

by max zandison August 30, 2007

Tont

"Tont(s)" can be used to express a sign of anger, relief, happiness, sadness, excitement or pain.

Tonts! I have to leave my best friends and start a new life.

AHHH TONTS I cannot wait for December!

by #1tonter August 26, 2017

nasty toothpaste

when a guy cums onto a toothbrush and makes a girl brush her teeth using the cum as toothpaste

guy 1: I gave my girl a nasty toothpaste last night
guy 2: DAAAAMN! you a playa homes

by J-slicket May 21, 2006

tontons

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!

OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!

by Anita B. January 22, 2008