text me

to send a text message to a mobile fone

text me a msg bout if u can come tonite!

by rana May 15, 2004

Text Blindness

A person afflicted with text blindness is so absorbed by walking and texting that they have lost the ability to see oncoming danger.

Text blindness had the dumbass wandering out into trafic. She didn't even see the car coming until they honked!

by lord_blackdragon September 16, 2009

text talk

text talk or txt tlk is a langauge used in SMS messages to make them easier, and quicker, to write. The need for this should be restricted to text messages but no some how its wormed its way to IM chats and even written message below is an example of message someone sent me.

i (L)d it but evry1 startd sayin tht i cut maself n evrythng wen it woz ma falt!! so i aint nomor! but it woz wkd!!

by Forcemaster July 22, 2004

textbook snobbery

a blind, often aggressive belief in what one's textbook says, in violation of the facts. Derived from the military term "combat snobbery."

French kid: My textbook said capitalism is evil!
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.

by Blazko March 10, 2008

Textbook Teacher

A "teacher" who doesn't actually know how to teach so he/she just has students read out of the textbook, memorize vocab words from the textbook and answer review questions from the textbook. Now many "textbook teachers" often use documentaries in place or with of the textbook. On rare cases a decent teacher will resort to a textbook teacher like teaching strategy because the class is to immature to handle anything else, but in 90% of cases the teacher is just lazy or stupid. These teachers classes are undoubtedly the most boring classes you'll have, and make an ideal period for napping, texting, and finishing work for other classes.

Steve: Wow, that chemistry experiment was so awesome, that kid who sits next to me almost lit the whole room on fire. It was sick! Did your class do it?

Joe: No we just read the directions for the experiment in the textbook in class. Mr. Smith is kind of a textbook teacher.

Steve: That sucks.

by Polexia December 14, 2009

Pity Text

Text sent to ease conscience. Usually consisting on random statement or general question.

"Don't send me a pity text"

Examples of text

"How's ur day?"

"Hope all is well"

by Hypurr February 18, 2010

Bored Text

A text message sent to your friends that usually is used to stop or prevent total boredom. It usually asks a mindless question like "wassup" or "how's it going." The reciever of this text message usually gets annoyed.

Person 1- hey, grl. wassup?
Person 2- Will you stop sending me bored texts?

by smilingblondie95 June 7, 2010