texas potato chip

cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.

then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip

That b*tch ate a home grown texas potato chip

by t-rexxx November 27, 2009

Texas Cadillac

A pickup truck, typically a Ford.

Look at Hank driving around in his Texas Cadillac

by Wagion August 31, 2006

Texas Rodeo

When doing a girl doggy style, the guy leans forward and whispers in the girl's ear... "I have AIDS", he then grabs her hair, or any available body part with one hand and tries to hold on for as long as possible. "Rider" must last for a full 8 seconds before being tossed off

When Johnny was fucking Tina, he attempted to pull the Texas Rodeo, by telling her that he had AIDS and grabbed onto her hair. He only lasted for 5 seconds though

by Stan Dup December 24, 2007

texas tech

A very major state university that offers a wide array of degree programs and opportunities. From law school, to medical school and just about everything in between. Students at Texas Tech think that its funny when Aggies are so insecure about how bad we beat them at sports, that they resort to talking down our academics and studies. A rather sad defense mechanism.

On a brighter note, our women are gorgeous. Hands down the best looking out of any Big 12 school. The nightlife is fantastic, our athletics program (particularly football) is among the best in the country and is a major contender every year to win the Big 12.

Mike: "Hey, did you watch that ass kicking that Tech handed A&M last night?"

Sarah: "Yeah, but i turned it off at halftime because i couldn't stand to watch A&M get embarrassed like that"

Texas Tech football has been one of the most successful programs in the Big 12 since 2000. Ahead of A&M since then.

by Brando TTU January 2, 2009

Texas Oil Rig

Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.

The Texas Oil Rig is an Americanized Eiffel Tower.

by Benjamin Michaels January 7, 2009

Texas Telephone

When two people converse in conversation while they are taking a dump in neighboring stalls.

Joey and Bob had the best conversation through a Texas Telephone.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 20, 2011

Texas Steam-Roller

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

by JohhnyCash1 November 13, 2007