Tenta-culos

Person who touches booty.

I didn't know he was a tenta-culos.

by to_nai_ghtt February 11, 2026

Tentacle Suicide

A suicide between 10 people.

Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.

by bowgawa February 20, 2025

Tentastical

A delightful state of being both wiggly and fantastic; characterised by uncontrollable excitement, limb-flailing energy, or a whimsical, tentacle-like feeling in the body. Often associated with joy, anticipation, or chaotic glee.

“I’m feeling so tentastical, completely excited and wiggly, like I’ve got tentacles for limbs. I can’t sit still!”

by fluffysupernatural July 2, 2025

Tent Fairy

An individual known for their unrestricted promiscuity who attends events like the Texas Renaissance Festival. They often engage in frequent and unrestricted sexual congress, and cavort "tent to tent" with multiple partners.

That glittering tent fairy went from tent to tent, leaving nothing but pixie dust and STDs in their wake.

by TheDandiestOfLions October 9, 2025

Tentbox Wanker

One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...

Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...

by Wankbox November 3, 2025

Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Tentative

A great song by System of a Down. I just listened to it. We should all take a moment and go listen to Tentative by System of a Down. Play it over the speakers as bombs fall. It's great. I'm probably going to listen to it again now.

Tentative by System of a Down

Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶

Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶

by Hym Iam January 13, 2026