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joseph sears school

a bunch of rich privileged kids go here and it’s a small school and class of 2020 is stuck up asf
those joseph sears school kids ouch
by annie rain September 26, 2019
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The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 19, 2009
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Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021
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Full auto onion smear

When you slip some laxities in your girls onion for dinner and convince her to have sex and your giving it to her in the ass while we proceeds to shit on you in a full auto
What did you do last night marshall”
“ I gave this hooker the full auto onion smear!”
by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022
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Full auto onion smear

When you slip a laxities in someone’s onion and convince them to have sex and decide to put it in the ass unleashing a full auto onion smear
What did you do last night marshall?”
“I gave my boyfriend a full auto onion smear!”
by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022
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Soul Searching

Hey John, I can see a booger in your nose. You need to do some serious Soul Searching, dude.
by callousobserver September 15, 2016
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Pap Smear

When a girl gives a dude head, uses her teeth, and makes him sore for the next few days.
Hey Billy, be careful with her! Cause that chick totally gave me a Pap Smear last night!
by joshdamigo February 5, 2009
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