Double standards

When females do something that is not the same with guys.

Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.

by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

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brown stankalartum

a big fat brown doody

wow man it kinda smells like brown stankalartum in here

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double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

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bonfire standard

If perception is that you are belonging to a group that is targeted and harmed, regardless of your true state of being

Though we now know they werent a witch, the perception of the time was that they were of witches. By the bonfire standard, they were equally likely to harmed as if they truly were a witch.

by Danny Gocobe July 9, 2023

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Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024

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