smugglenuffin

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

by shes no android November 14, 2006

Snuggle Dick

An individual attempting to gain "high-roller status" with literally zero to no money. Someone who has a tall hat with no cattle.

Matthew: "Look at that guy checking out that new boat for sale."

Mark: "He can't even afford a pot to piss in."

Luke: "Looks like snuggle dick has his eyes on the finance office already."

by Elijah The Baptist December 13, 2013

Snuggle Slut

Girl who wants to snuggle more than fuck.....but will fuck #serialsnuggler

Addie keeps snuggling Jeremy but will only fuck him if they go to Taco bell....What a Snuggle slut!!

by Chililipz November 29, 2016

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

Snugglebus

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and a man comes behind you and tickles your balls.

When I was in England, I planned to get drunk and fuck but it turned out to be a snugglebus.

by Rakime Nagatod March 24, 2004

cuban raisin smuggler

a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise

you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.

by sick , jonny and cain or fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006