"Your mother and I had sex. So in a few months, you'll have a baby brother or sister. If it's neither or both, mommy and daddy will just have to try again. If it ends up looking 'darker' than you mommy and myself, I'll teach you all about DNA testing."
by bigmak93 July 22, 2014
Get the Sexmug. Sex is like maths
You add the bed
You subtract the clothes
You divide the legs
And you pray that you don’t multiply!
You add the bed
You subtract the clothes
You divide the legs
And you pray that you don’t multiply!
by Please help!! 🤪😂😂🖕🏻 October 2, 2019
Get the Sexmug. by Khak October 7, 2011
Get the Sexmug. When a male takes his penis an inserts his penis into a female's vagina an continues to fuck her repeatedly until one of them or both of then orgasms .
by Chyna_ April 6, 2015
Get the Sexmug. by Bxhsjd May 13, 2019
Get the Sexmug. Sex is a lot of things- not just dick inside pussy. Sex is oral, tribbing, penetration, and anything else you want it to be. It can be straight sex or gay, one person or multiple. Sex is basically anything sexy you do with another person(s). Its a magical experience, and the only rules are be safe and consent is sexy. :3
Lesbian/gay sex just simply dont exist. Its just “sex”, no matter the genders preforming the spicy tango.
There are many things you can do while having sex, and there are lots of techniques to do different things. It might be worth looking up some things- not from porn, because porn is really all staged. Consent is made off camera, and just... porn is such a bad example of how to have sex.
There are many things you can do while having sex, and there are lots of techniques to do different things. It might be worth looking up some things- not from porn, because porn is really all staged. Consent is made off camera, and just... porn is such a bad example of how to have sex.
by Lizzy the Fairy November 17, 2019
Get the Sexmug. 