LOG SALMON

A big brown turd; a piece of shit

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)

by jaacee August 16, 2006

alaskan salmon

A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.

Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty

by eradicator96 February 6, 2015

Simone

Simone (given name), a feminine (or masculine, in Italian) given name of Hebrew origin
Simone (surname), an Italian surname
Simone may also refer to:

Simone (2002 film), a 2002 science fiction drama film
Simone (2013 film), a 2013 Brazilian drama
Simone (actress), the stage name of Lisa Celeste Stroud, daughter of Nina Simone
Simone (character), a fictional character in the ABC Family show The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira, a Brazilian singer and performer, better known by her mononym Simone
Simone Egeriis, a Danish singer, better known by her mononym Simone
Tropical Storm Simone (disambiguation), two tropical cyclones in the Eastern Pacific Ocean
1961's Tropical Storm Simone - a continuation of Atlantic Hurricane Hattie
1968's Tropical Storm Simone

Simone is a good word to use

by Kilm January 12, 2017

simoné

A girl who is Crazy AF!! but is still really sweet and she cares for her friends. Shes not afraid to through a punch and through them hands at any time. She's shy when u first meet her but get to know Simoné and shes the kindess Easiest to talk to and funniest girl you'll ever meet! Shes super pretty, Long beautiful legs and an adorable smile that will light up a room in a second. Pretty browngreen eyes and strait long dark brown hair . Proud of where she comes from and is very protective.

Boy 1 : Wth who is that girl ?

Boy 2: Ohh that is Simoné
Boy 1 : Well she knows how to through a punch
Boy 2: Yeah she does she isnt afraid

by tho_Simoné November 9, 2018

Semen Salmon

A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.

Huiser is a Semen Salmon

by Stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Eat the salmon

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

Salmon helmet

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

by slsuby June 11, 2006