Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

sausage chamber

A colloquial term for the vagina.

Chelsea cried out, "stick your tongue deep into my rotten sausage chamber".

by A Gdjk February 5, 2008

sausage footprint

a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.

jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.

by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009

Sausage Gallery

Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.

Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.

I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?

by MadlyDeeplyTruly June 13, 2009

sausage rocket

A fast moving object fueled by sausages.

Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!

by t0nmontana December 22, 2009

sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.

I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.

by rburger May 24, 2012