stroked it

a term used to describe an instance when you completly dominate a situation

Man I completly stroked that test, yeah i kicked it's ass

by General Erwin Rommel January 22, 2005

stroke texting

writing a text message in perfect grammar up until the last sentance, in which the writer's grammar begins to deteriorate in order to fit the last few words into one textpage instead of going on to two text pages for the sake of a few characters.
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'

"yeah man i just got some text from this bird, it was all like stroke texting towards the end"

by miaowmiaowmiaow February 24, 2009

Skronky

A Skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent jizzing into the pants.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.

This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.

Justin: NYuNgHaRoOgaah! (jizzing in pants)

Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?

Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.

by Hairy Tosser June 17, 2010

stonk

A very weird dance performed while wearing a red nose. Popularised during the 1991 Comic Relief event by the "hit" single Let's Stonk!

"Stick a red nose on your conk/ And let's stonk!"

by Will_A September 14, 2005

stonk

A collection of skoal, grizzly, or kayak tobacco packed into the lower lip often times making all limbs feel like a feather. Best suited for couch sitting during televised games.

Hunglow: You guys wanna stonk after this period
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej

by Diesel Daddy June 3, 2009

stonkers

Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.

"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"

by Scott February 9, 2005

Stronking

Stronking is another word for choking and coughing specifically when there is mucus in the throat.

"Hey, bro, how'd you sleep last night?"
"Awful man, I was up all night Stronking."

by LorelaiCarter December 18, 2021