steamed wheat

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Seamless Pantyhose

High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.

You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose!

by dale tuna June 2, 2011

Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.

Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.

by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009

Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

Steamboat hot

Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.

Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.

by RevelAndDance March 4, 2011

Steamy Shit

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

steamy nuke

This action occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male is on the verge of an orgasm and feeling a tingly sensation in the anus region. To begin this action the male will get into squatting position over the female or male. At brink of both sensations the male will blasts cum all over her or his face, while splattering shit on the pectoral area at the same time.

“I had sex with a freaky bitch last night.. I was about to nut in her face and she asked me to Steamy Nuke her.”

“Lauren is being such a bitch lately, I’m going to drop a Steamy Nuke on her tonight.”

“Son, make sure you shit before you have sex. Or else you might drop the classic Steamy Nuke... unless she’s like your mom and into that freaky shit.”

by MrSteamy May 9, 2018