Snakes on a Plane

The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.

Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.

by StyLz96 September 8, 2006

snakes on a plane

A metaphor which indicates a ridiculously, absurdly unpleasant situation caused by someone else. Can be used to indicate varying stages of dismay, or to express the desire to resolve the situation causing the dismay.

"Snakes on a Plane: Relationships"
A - How's it going?
B - Crappy. My boyfriend is all getting his snakes up in my plane.
A - You need to tell him to get the m.f. snakes off your m.f. plane!
B - Yeah, I can't believe the stinking, burning pile of snake carcasses I'm having to wade through here.

or "Snakes on a Plane: Roommates"

A- Is Jay still scrapping with his roommate?
B - Jay's got snakes all over his m.f. plane. They're dropping out of overhead compartments right now. He's all like, "Man. Snakes. Why you gotta put your snakes all over the plane, man? We have to live in here."

by Eileen W. and Kimberly B. September 8, 2006

Snopes

Real, really, serious, seriously, legitimate, verifiable, factual, could be confirmed or verified by fact checking (on snopes or elsewhere).

I snopes grew up in the hood.

Ask my mom, if you don't believe me.

Now way! Are you for snopes right now?!

by Bizzlebeebox September 17, 2013

snakes on a plane

Used to express extreme dissatisfaction with a given situation.

Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?"

God almighty, snakes on a plane, what do you mean we're out of beer?

by SOAP troll September 8, 2006

snakes on a plane

expressing absurdity; describing overkill so over the top it's illogical. can be positive or negative

dude my car broke down on the highway and i can't afford a tow. can you pick me up?

sure. where are you at?

best buy.

best buy? how'd you get there?

i pushed my car here so i could buy an xbox 360

wha?! you are snakes on a plane retarded

by McN@sty September 9, 2006

Snames

when you see a fit girl with large breasts.

"Ello, Snames....!!"

by Ghanan Valley Queen June 18, 2012

Snakeskin

The act of ejaculating upon ones self before bed, rubbing the layer of semen over yourself and leaving to dry overnight, before waking up in the morning and shedding last nights spunky skin.

I was feeling tired last night so I just snakeskin'd in the morning.

by Sergio Georgini September 10, 2015