Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 04, 2019
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Fortnite Battle Royal

A sh*tty game that sucks on every front. If you like this game you are a loser!
“Did you hear Jimmy plays Fortnite Battle Royal” “Really? What a loser!”
by Bluerazzbaby July 09, 2019
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the royal we

A reference to ones Johnson when one is so obsessed with Poontang and thinks ones member is the total cats meow. Length and girth are usually found to be at miniscule levels.
Come, my dear, let me introduce you to the royal we!
by Lord Meatclown August 12, 2004
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royal flyness

One who's flyness is comparable to that of royalty. A king among those who are fly. One who stays fresh ta death.
Damn, check out his Royal Flyness (insert name). The kid stays fresh ta death.
by His royal-flyness, Sir-Mike. October 15, 2011
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The Royal Raccoon

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.
by American-Boy -.- September 03, 2003
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Wizard (Clash Royale)

A wizard is midladder card in the game "Clash Royale" unlocked in arena 4 and that no skill midladder noobs use once they hit above 4600k. He is used mostly to spam considering no skill noobs spend money there dads credit cards instead trying to learn skill or possibly use an alternative card.
Person 1: A overleved Wizard (Clash Royale) come on man
Player 2: Im better because i spent money
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