Retard Diet

A diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. Simple enough to make, even by for retarded person. Examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, Goldfish, Pop Tarts, Diet Coke, Zebra Cakes, Steak-Ums.

Dude, all you ever eat is shit! Try a goddamn vegetable for once!

Nah yo, I'm on a retard diet. It's so easy and yummy!

by JoeCheechoo December 12, 2010

Retardacity

Being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.

The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.

by Slackkidlb7 June 15, 2011

Retard city

An area consumed of mostly retards.

An abundance of morons in one area.

“Hey George, how was work yesterday?”
“It was horrible, retard city.”

by Stephen WS November 2, 2018

ghost retard

A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.

Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.

by Tar-Baby January 14, 2010

retard

A race of south-eastern English people, also known as chavs, who listen to garage music, slur their speach and smoke copious amounts of low-grade cannabis resin, with little or no education.

Genlemen let us leave, this McDonalds is full of retards.

by I-Iell Knight July 14, 2003

retard porn

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.

Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.

by Ryan Mor February 9, 2012

hardcore retarded

A situation, instance, individual, something that is mentally retarded to the next power or to the extreme.

The band, Nickelback is hardcore retarded.

by s__money May 19, 2008