ploof

referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met

Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.

by FlonShnobe April 20, 2011

pooface

somebody who has a turd stuck to their face.
somebody you dont like.
A lame insult used by clueless people or primary school kids

"HAHA, you have a turd stuck to your face!"
oof, your such a pooface

by Gandy Aowanlock September 1, 2006

poof

a male homosexual who likes cock

Andrea is a poof because he fucks men

by bigsassy March 2, 2005

cheese poof

a gus word, not meaning poof of cheese. it is simple cheese in poofed form

That is so cheese poof!

by Sarah February 19, 2004

proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

by TheMonger May 17, 2006

poofing

to engage in smoking, generally marijuana.

me and my boys were poofing on a fat blunt.

by qbert June 1, 2003

poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence

"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003