TheMonger's definitions

proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

by TheMonger May 17, 2006

MySpace Whore

Someone who approves all the MySpace friend requests just so they can feel important.

Did you see all of Cindy's friends? Man, she is such a MySpace Whore.

by TheMonger May 23, 2006

Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger May 5, 2006

ass urine

Diarrhea that is so liquid that it almost seems like urine.

After eating those hot wings, I ended up with Ass Urine.

by TheMonger April 24, 2006

fumidor del cock

Combination of Spanish and English that creates the insult Cock Smoker (literal translation is "smoker of the cock").
See cock smoker or cock sucker.

Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Yeah well you're a fumidor del cock.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

estamos chingados!

We're fucked in Spanish. Used to describe state of intoxication. Usually uttered after eating mexican food at 2am when drunk.

We stopped at Taco Bell, Estamos Chingados!

by TheMonger April 28, 2006