TheMonger's definitions

proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

by TheMonger May 17, 2006

food motivated

When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.

"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."

by TheMonger May 3, 2007

ass urine

Diarrhea that is so liquid that it almost seems like urine.

After eating those hot wings, I ended up with Ass Urine.

by TheMonger April 24, 2006

That Place

A mythical location, that most men dream of, where women are giving away free blowjobs. Usually used in a derogatory manner when referring to another guy's mother.

1. Your mom got fired from That Place for biting.
2. Hey I went to That Place last night and your mom was awesome.

by TheMonger April 24, 2006

estamos chingados!

We're fucked in Spanish. Used to describe state of intoxication. Usually uttered after eating mexican food at 2am when drunk.

We stopped at Taco Bell, Estamos Chingados!

by TheMonger April 28, 2006

fumidor del cock

Combination of Spanish and English that creates the insult Cock Smoker (literal translation is "smoker of the cock").
See cock smoker or cock sucker.

Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Yeah well you're a fumidor del cock.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger May 5, 2006