Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

gooza pipe

That path that a chickens egg passes through to delivery

The egg doesn’t come from their butt instead it come out of their gooza pipe

by Ghunus July 8, 2018

Dung Piping

The act of having anal sex, especially in a shitty asshole that has not been cleaned. Ever.

Man 1: So what happened to that skank you met at the club last night?
Man 2: I took her around to the alley we were totally Dung Piping for a couple hours. I had to take eight showers when I got home!
Man 1: Gross. Why do you tell me this shit?

by Murdok spawn of Goreface July 16, 2011

buckeye pipe

an unusual piece of improvised marijuana paraphernalia, much like smoking out of an apple, created by hollowing out a buckeye with holes for mouthpiece, bowl and carb. in some variations found at some northern California community colleges, a few drops of high proof alcohol are dropped onto the bud, to facilitate the uptake of psychotropic turpines from the flesh of the buckeye, granting the smoker a different, more pleasurable high.

stoner #1 dude I dont have a piece.

stoner #2 no worries *picks up a fallen, large treen nut*
stoner #1 wtf is that?
stoner #2 a buckeye! indians used them to stupify fish, owing to the presence of psychetropic substances in them. *produces an unnecessarily large knife and begins hollowing out the bowl.

stoner #1 you sure this will work?
stoner #2 its called a buckeye pipe. It'll do a boogie woogie on your brain!

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

Snudge Pipe

A type of pipe that is lined with weed commonly used by doctors and history students

You know what I’m looking forward to a bit of Friday and my snudge pipe.

by Crustinisation November 11, 2017

pipe off

When two plumbers are competing for one job so instead of a stand off they have a pipe off where they beat eachother with pipes.

Look at those two plumbers having a pipe off!

by w.shakespeare(original) August 19, 2022

dwayne pipe

absolutely unit of a team, no one stopping them

beating multiple professional teams like nottingham forest,barcelona,real madrid.
also sponsored by weatherspoons and alcohol

that dwayne pipe team yh what a squad don’t mess with em

by harveyharve oxley July 23, 2019