Pedro

A fucking idiot

Guy 1 : Hey are you dumb
Pedro : No I'm Pedro

by Kevin Hart (Mexican) March 23, 2017

patronus

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink

Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.

by Real World HP March 1, 2010

petrop

Petrop means 5 minutes or the number 5 in taibeckanese

hey man we've only got petrop till we have to have a shit together in school with the whole rest of our class or man my dick is petrop inches long

by MUDA FUCKA April 16, 2005

petrometer

pe-trom-e-ter
-noun
Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.

Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.

by Petro King December 9, 2008

petrolism

A belief system based on pro petroleum policies and views.

OPEC practices petrolism for its own self-interests.

by jogils May 24, 2009

Petrolithe

When stone and certain rocks melt into a mixture forming Petrolithe.

That petrolithe sure looks rad on that house.

by Dr. Sesimania September 8, 2009

petrolihole

An out of control oil leak under water, about a mile deep in the ocean. Kind of like the recent misfortune of BP.

Wow man, did you hear that BP finally plugged that petrolihole in the Gulf of Mexico? It was spewing oil for over 80 days.

by ElmoFuzzyMoto July 16, 2010