Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
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It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.
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