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Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets
by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

A nonce:Chance, darktoes and Joi and mb fluffy
by YourNan'sBoyfriend October 4, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

Ewww shaz is such a nonce he always nonces on my friends even tho their 5 and he’s 17
by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

‘Caz when out with a 12 year old
Yea a proper nonce’
by Gh0styy July 19, 2021
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

A classic English insult that Americans get really sensitive over.
Calebs a right nonce, he has bad acny and bo. He doesnt have any friends and id=s a tag along. Also hes shite at gta
by Wagwaninitgheegetmedatspliff September 7, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
mugGet the Bike Noncemug.

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