Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.

Wow man you're such a Monday!

by Drew8008 December 10, 2017

monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.

This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.

by Cadencecat May 6, 2018

Monday

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.

-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

monday

Satan in the form of a day

AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass

by the smrt one March 2, 2018

Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller May 10, 2018

monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

Momdals

Momdals are sandals that granola moms wear that are hideous to look at but absolute heaven to wear.

P1: Omg are you wearing momdals?!

P2: Fuck yeah they are hella comfortable!

by AV333 May 28, 2018