macchia

troll-like being who's hamster like features contribute to the fact that she lives in the janitors closet at pennsbury high school running on a hamster wheel to power the janitors TV. That was a run-on sentence.

Ms. Macchia, the hamster like teacher at school, gave me D on my report card. I am not going to college. Thanks alot Ms. Macchia.

by bob shmob July 5, 2004

MatchPoint

A phrase stated by the winner of a competition or fight, and used as a taunt, which can be coupled with an expletive

MatchPoint, motherfucker!

by La Noir January 14, 2010

Matcha latte

A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.

Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.

by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018

machetera

a woman bearing arms from the mexican revolution, a dike

Era bien machetera la vieja.

by pepesport2003 December 20, 2009

Machalah

Is the most beautiful girl ever! She is so kind, caring, and loyal. She would do anything for a friend. She is extremely athletic and is a good teammate. She has her sensitive and bad times but in the end she makes up for it. If you ever have a chance to be friends with a Machalah take it and never throw it away. She will forever care for you and instantly bring you into her family.

Machalah is the bestest friend, i love her so much!

by puppyloversoftball June 11, 2018

Machete Mouth

1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.

2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.

Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?

Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!

Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!

by Johnny Hurts July 22, 2008

matching

When 2 sets of something either have same color or shape and looks dank.

Damn bro, your matching hella.

by SallWater April 27, 2017