Mayonaise

You think this isn't milk, it basically is. Rawr XD.

Put some mayonaise on that sandwich.
Mayonaise: That weird shit

by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018

Manpon

A rolled up piece of toilet paper or paper towel placed in a mans anus after being raped. Usually used within prison. This prevents blood leakage that would give away what is happening either to him or to prevent the guards from finding out.

“Yo, you see that blood on jimmys jumpsuit? Looks like he needs a manpon”

by Heyitisyaboy June 19, 2019

manong

In Hawaii, "manong" is a slang word that refers to Filipino people.

It comes from the Ilokano word for "older male/brother/cousin".

Kawika: You know Finn? Ho, dat manong so akamai! (You know Finn? That Filipino is so smart!)
Jerry: I know right? Dat buggah get one perfect score on da last test! (I know right? That guy had a perfect score on the latest test!)

by suzukihmj October 2, 2020

Mayonnaise

NOT an instrument. (English)
NO es un instrumento. (Spanish)
PAS un instrument. (French)
KEIN Instrument. (German)
不是乐器. (Chinese)
НЕ инструмент. (Russian)
楽器ではありません (Japanese)
악기가 아닙니다. (Korean)
HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino)
NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese)
NÍ ionstraim. (Irish)
साधन नहीं। (Hindi)
לא מכשיר. (Hebrew)
Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori

Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 21, 2020

Manon

Manon is the pretty girl who doesn’t know it enough, the one that everyone looks to because she is the best friend you could ever hope to have. She’s creative, she’s fun, she’s smart, she travels, she has good taste, she’s trustworthy. Even if she first appears shy, she always has a story to tell and makes friends like a breeze in the wind. She’s everything you could ask for in a person and more.

Manon is wifey material

by @ffll00 November 22, 2021

Manyookeh

Sara Nasr

Have you seen the manyookeh?

Do you mean Sara Nasr?
Yeah him

by Zabbeer January 7, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022