Academic Masturbation

Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher

After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.

by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009

Manstruation

When a guy is having period sex with a girl and get blood all over his dick and bed

Dude, I had period sex with a girl and the manstruation was soooo bad

by graqamole July 14, 2016

Manstruation

Noun; The periodic discharge of blood and mucosal tissue from the uterus, occurring approximately monthly from puberty to menopause in nonpregnant women claiming to be men.

"Wait, why did Levi get to go home?" - "He was feeling ill; it's his monthly manstruation period..."

by Biomechannibal January 16, 2022

Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.

Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.

by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023

Manstruation

That unpredictable period of time that a man gets unexplainably irritable, similar to PMS.

I don't know, everything just seemed to piss me off! My family could do no right! It must be my time of manstruation.

by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023

msnstruation

Not pertaining or relating to men in genral or at large, however rather signifies monthly act of mistrust ot online companions that bleed and don't die, also appropriate for corny smses for did msnes.

If you feel you have to draw the online online when it comes to msnstruation, just gawk helpleesly whilst simulataneously squeeking, Well, scuse Me for livin!

by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

Mansterbation

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

by osiz February 8, 2010