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Playing madden

Term is used when you are about to munch on any amount of shrooms.
Friend: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
You: Playing madden at the beach with some of my friends.
Friend: Oh snap multiplayer?
You: Best way to play it, best part the ocean will be our tv screen
Friend: No Way! How big is that, like 190,080,000 inch?
You: yep all in HD
by critiquing juicebox October 14, 2011
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madonna-whore complex

12 year old girls who aspire to be Madonna & Titney after seeing them swap saliva at the MTA VMA's, then borrow money from their rich non interested parents so they can buy whore outfits at the Gap and become the future skanks of America.
Madonna is a whore. See? Thats not so complex.
by oj the murderer September 14, 2003
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maddo

Uses the words Bri00liant and capitals alot, says what he feels and loves women!

Loves attention and random conversations

he is smart and scientists should test him for more than one brain

Also has a mate named brooke, who loves maddo and is absolutelly sexy and beautiful and he should have a tattoo of her name on his ass

and when ther retire together they can laugh about it.
"brookes loves maddo!"
"yeah, brooke is absoultely beautiful"
"yeah i know, thats why he got her name on his ass"
"haha, what an idiot"
"nah thats awsome"
by miss arnold May 27, 2008
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Madden Rape

The most EXTREME rape of ALL-TIME! Not just dealing with football or Madden, just overall. If you get raped, not literally (or maybe literally), in ANYTHING to the most extreme level, its a Madden Rape. Its pretty much the worst thing in the world!
Bult: OMG This is WORSE than a Madden Rape
Bear: No, that is not possible, nothings worse than a Madden Rape!
by JMBALLER50 September 30, 2005
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Maldonado

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. He's really a pussy. dont talk to this guy. he sucks
David said, " I just love sucking cock and being annoying."
James said," Stop being such a Maldonado!!!"
by MMMMyess February 2, 2020
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John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.
"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
by Dave March 30, 2004
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mary macdonald

by yodaman793 March 6, 2010
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