low jack

the act of recieving a handjob from a dwarf or midget.

dude, when we were in tijuana,i so got a low jack from that dancer.

by pierced_guy_18 October 5, 2008

Low tier

solid and stable by nature yet cosmetially shabby and undesirable

my first car was pretty low teir...

by mercedes April 23, 2004

Low-carb Diet Burrito

1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.

The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.

by Pimp, Charizard June 30, 2008

low fat

not high in fat

This yogurt is low fat, so i wont end up like rosie.

by ghart717 October 18, 2008

Low key dying

When the cumulative hangover hit you but you don't want to puss out. Your slowly slipping back and forth between hungover/sober and drunk.

Dude, I am low key dying right not. Hand me a beer

by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016

Low Information Voter

One who votes based on information gleaned from other low information voters, rumors, viral emails, and FOX "News".

Low Information Voters are skewing the electorate in favor of the corporatocracy because they don't have the curiousity or ability to research facts for themselves. Low Information Voters will vote against labor unions, in spite of the fact that the labor unions are responsible for getting them the 40 hour work week, decent wages, employer provided health insurance, vacations, lunch hours, and breaks, among other things.

by RustyCannon January 8, 2010

low riders

extremely saggy breasts.

Man did she have some low riders. She could have tucked them under her arms.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002