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Nintendo Land 

When someone looks like they are lost and have a really dumbass look on there face or they're just staring or holding an expression for a long time.
That guy is in nintendo land.
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STARFISH LAND

A song about a man who wants a lady to let him into her ASSHOLE.
The a train never stops
And i am headed for your hole
I'd be so lucky if i
Could cream in your asshole
There's so much shit that we
Could make each other do
I'd rather fuck your asshole
If that's o.k. with you
Here comes the honey
When i am through
But i am not done cause
Your asshole is so new
Open up wide, here comes the train
If your head was between your legs
Id love to screw your brain

Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll take you all to starfish land

Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll suck out all the peanuts
I'll suck out all the beans
I'll tongue fuck your rectum
I'll drive up your dirt road
I'll felch out my own semen
And spit it down your throat

I love bunnies
I love pink
I love my moms underpants
Especially when they stink
I love rainbows
I love balloons
I cried at forest gump
And disney cartoons

Boba fett, boba fett
Vader and boba fett

Lubed up mustard glove
Anal love
Traveling butt raping show
Steal a mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your o

She said that i could touch it
She said she'd let me in
I warmed her up with my middle finger
Some anal ease and gin
My wang was in her crap trap
Just about to explode
Her 30 year old stepmom
Came in and drank my load
STARFISH LAND by Gicester October 18, 2008

Fufu Land 

Fufu land is a magical place.
Informal term for VAGINA.
It can apply to both hairy and shaved genitals.
It is most commonly used during sex with Harry Potter.
"Mistress Cassandra goes to Fufu Land every night"

"Her fufu was seven centimeters at 7pm!"

"Fufu Land is full of treats."
Fufu Land by Alex and Lizzy July 11, 2007

Living off the land 

Surviving on refreshments and foodstuffs from attending various events and meetings, a common practice for engineers at the University of Toronto.
Yo man, I gotta cook some food tonight, I've been living of the land for too long.
Living off the land by K M September 18, 2004

your land is dry 

when you haven't got dick in a long time and your pussy is "dry"
Me: omg i had to cancel my dick appointment again!
Friend: damn sis, your land is dry.
your land is dry by 4twentytwo December 8, 2016

Flamingo Land 

Flamingo Land

1. When in 'Flamingo Land' you are sexually attracted to someone that you should not be.

2. A theme park in the north of England.
1. Boy has girlfriend. Boys friend has girlfriend. Boy is attracted to friends girlfriend. He is in Flamingo Land.

2. I went to Flamingo Land last week with Aimee. It was excellent.
Flamingo Land by Lewzerr February 5, 2007