lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

LumpDump

A cash aggregate service that dumps multiple sub-account balances into one lump in a master account. Originated in New England.

Your accounts have been lump dumped for the day. Thanks for using LumpDump.

by cash_man February 4, 2010

lumpels

Muscles that are so defined that they appear lump-like in appearance or to the touch. (Like a cyst)

See all the lumpels in that woman's arm Pete, it's down right nasty...

by Naruwein September 15, 2010

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

Lumpsir

1. To formally request a lump of something in your drink.

2. To inform the said gentleman that he has a noticeable cancerous tumor.

3. Protrusion of various bodily parts after being struck with a blunt object.

1. Q. Would you like any sugar in your tea?
A. A lumpsir.

2. Mr. Darcy, I must say that that is quite a lumpsir on your forehead.

3. "Would you like a lumpsir?"
*WHACK!*
"..."

by Melman42 August 23, 2011

lumpa

rachelie and ZC

hey look its a lumpa

i know what a ZC

by robert orner December 17, 2011