chub job

fellatio from a rather husky female

"Who cares if she's twice your size? Just grab a quick chub job and be out..."

by gnomethrower February 20, 2009

Rove-Job

To be so blatantly lied to and misled that you are completely unaware of reality and the true ramifications of supporting a political candidate, colleague at work, friend or family member in their evil and self-centered endeavors.

The board of trustees gave us all a Rove-Job last quarter on that new stock-option plan. My shares crashed and they all got rich before we knew what was happening!

by Had_Enough_Of_Bush February 26, 2006

g-job

A contraction for "government job." A questionable act, usually using public funds or resources, performed by a public employee geared toward personal or political gain. At times, this act may be preceeded by some degree of coercion or veiled threat from persons in authority.

Tommy is supposed to be checking for loose manhole covers, but he's really on a g-job painting the mayor's house.

by Hot East September 19, 2009

Pig Job

When someone eats out someone elses asshole, and usually involves eating poop

Eww, your breath smells like a pig job.

by Soulja Boyeee November 4, 2008

hook job

a hand job from someone with a hook for a hand.

the cold hard steel of her hook on my peen made for an amazing hook job.

by ihatecleves December 20, 2009

pimp job

A pimp job is an unsportsmanlike baseball celebration where a batter moves too slowly around the bases after hitting a home run to taunt the opposing team.

Chris hit an awesome home run to give us back the lead, but his pimp job around the bases nearly started a brawl.

by CaesarWhite August 4, 2014

jiffy job

When a male spreads peanut butter on his genitalia and then has his dog lick it off.

Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”

by Dr. Roboto October 17, 2017