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Housebuddy 

Person without a permanent place of residence and who needs other people's homes to shower, eat and sleep every night. When that's the case those people have a housebuddy.

Housebuddy's usually don't give anything in return, sex for them is just another great add-on to the total package of showering, eating and sleeping.
My housebuddy will show up when he or she needs a place to freshen up, eat and sleep.
Housebuddy by Vortex genious December 9, 2006
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hammer house of horror

collection of horror stories shown on tv in the uk.probably thought they were quite scary as a young person.but if you watch now there not.except for the opening titles ,with that creepy statue,and what appears to be john gielgud creeping around his second floor flat ,is it sir john ...i think thats his title anyway it doesnt matter i think hes dead.
not going out tonight staying in to watch hammer house of horror,i hope its the one with suzanne daniel that never seems to be on . cant remember what its about to busy knocking one out for the full hour.....

strap house 

A filthy, run-down house filled with strappers. Plaster, spilled beer, stale cigarette smoke and asbestos abound as disreputable activities continue round-the-clock. A place where drunken, destructive assholes can congregate with like-minded strappers and drink until they spew, then continue drinking. A crack house - crack + acid + mushrooms + speed + DMT + shitty weed + heady nugs. The sort of place where you party real, real hard, with burn marks on everything and graffiti genitalia drawn all over the walls. A nasty ass basement to jam in. We've all heard some fantastic music played here. Percy used to chill here all the time. If Four Loko was a house, this would be it.

If you're lucky, your strap house has a huge abandoned Masonic temple next door.
We got really wasted on four loko the other night over at fuckin straptown and dropped acid at 3 AM on a weekday then we went in the temple and tripped over a dead hooker and bled to death on all the broken glass. Then we went back to the bonfire out back & took more acid. Fuckin strap house.

Beach House 

Easily the most underrated dream pop band of the 21st century. Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally are lyrical geniuses that have managed to stay under the radar for many years, creating an especially tight and niche fanbase. Beach house is an addiction for the soul and is also treated as a form of therapy for many individuals.
"what's ur favorite band?"
"Beach house.""
"hm. what's that?""
Beach House by mbvbitch July 3, 2021

Canadian Full House 

A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.
Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"
Canadian Full House by elguapo702 February 8, 2010

Turkish Bath House 

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

The waffle house 

A area that has found it’s new host
The waffle house has found it’s new host