Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

by ?M冿 May 9, 2005

Heather-Hopper

One who hails from the Northern parts of Scotland.

"Ah don't trust thae heather-hoppers; they'd eat their minister"

by zippy8015 October 28, 2005

Budapest Homerun

(n) A combination of various sexual acts, thus resulting in a "homerun". These acts include:
- vicious physical and vaginal assault, followed by oral defecation, finishing with ejaculation into her ear canals, resulting in permanent auditory damage

I heard Katy was in the hospital after Jamal scored a Budapest Homerun after the party.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

kneehigh to a grass hopper

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

Hoper

A retard, one who lives at Hope Haven.

Man, you are such a hoper.

by T. LeMonds November 10, 2003

Hooper

A guy who is really hot and attractive. Usually funny, good at basketball, and very outgoing. Also makes an amazing boyfriend. Very sexy but intelligent and caring.

That guy is so hot and good at basketball! That explains why his name is hooper!

by Bobby George July 24, 2014

homer

1. Homer Simpson. To pull a homer is do something that Homer Simpson would do i.e. something really stupid.

2. Home Run in baseball.

1. That guy's a real Homer. He sure did a homer

2. Sammy Sosa hit a homer

by edvardta February 8, 2004