"A 'SELFIE' that's not only a self-portrait but a simultaneous cry for help." Selfies that you want to unsee.
"She's going overboard with the selfies, that last one was definitely a helpie... no one wants to witness that desperation."
by ghbdr February 19, 2014
Get the helpie mug.Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.
pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?
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prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?
See attached sound file
by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008
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a situation when nobody can stop a person because that person is so powerful or OP. It's like facing Roshan with 6 slotted Divine Rapier. It can also be used as a sex term when a woman wants more of the D cuz it's so fuckin gud. You prob realize that deez (nutz) english is gettin' out of hand but it iz only cuz helmy is to damn awesome.
"WTF we can never win this INTERNATIONAL (DoTa2)! They are like HELMY mannnn jesus!" -Miracle, Arteezy, MidOne
During le sexy time: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"OMG Jason I want helmy... please give me helmy oh yesss.. ohh ahhh!!" -all grilsss
During le sexy time: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"OMG Jason I want helmy... please give me helmy oh yesss.. ohh ahhh!!" -all grilsss
by Gori. December 30, 2017
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Get the self help mug.This "Desk" is probably a phone number. No one bothered to change it to "Help Number".
Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.
Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.
"Hello. You have reach the IT Help Desk. To hear the system status, please press 1. To talk to a customer support analyst, please press 2. If you would like to chit-chat about the latest computer games or other nerdy technical topics, please press the secret passcode. If you do not know the secret passcode, please wait on the line. The secret passcode is 4-5-3-5-1-0-0."
by Hybrid_131 January 3, 2009
Get the Help Desk mug.when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly
by brian jenkins January 29, 2008
Get the hamburger helper mug.Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...
by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011
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