Hippie Rad

A type of people. People between the ages 16-30 who are cool and don't have to try hard to be so. These "hippie rads" usually roll out of bed, jump in the shower, throw on whatever is clean, shake out their hair and look like they came out of a Calvin Klein ad. Hippie Rads are not, in fact, "hippies"...no, no, they are much more. Hippies put effort into their look. Hippie Rads are cool without trying.
#1 girl: " I want a wash and go hair style because I like to sleep and I don't have time for that crap in the morning."

hairstylist: "Ah, I see... you must be a hippie rad."

girl: "what the hell is that?"
*see definition

#2 Carter: "I can't tell if that girl is emo or a hippie

Joey: "Dude, she's not wearing a Clash shirt, so she can't be emo. And she doesn't smell like patchouli, so I doubt she's a hippie. Maybe she's a hippie rad?

Carter: "I'd hit that"
by tadymaria February 26, 2009
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hippie cunilingus

Performing oral sex on a woman while being high or getting high on pot, salvia, LSD, or acid
Man1: hey babe you wanna have sex?
Woman: no I'd rather get high while you eat me out
Man: oh you mean hippie cunilingus
by Gingagon June 24, 2014
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[Hippie Bastard]

A Term Used Within Northern Ireland Amongst The Chavs. Usually To Insult A Hippie But They Just Laugh And Walk On.
Chav: Hippie Bastard!
Hippie : Hard Led Leek Arent Yee! (Piss Taking)
Chav: What Tha Fuck Yooh Say Yah Hippie Bastard.
Hippie: Get A New Fucking Insult You Pathetic Loser.
by IrishCuntBeg July 16, 2008
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Neo-Hippie

Neo-Hippie noun \nee-o 'hi-pē\
plural Neo-Hippies

: individual that feels a sense of entitlement, often over privileged as a child, most likely forced out of parents house at the age of 30 for freeloading, usually requires a room mate to survive due to working low life jobs to avoid drug tests and maximize time for drug use, asks to move back home every three to five years, comes up with outrages ideas to "make things better" - Ideas usually require others to do the real work for neo-hippies to reap the benefits, believe they should have the same luxuries as individuals that actually work and sacrifice to provide for a family unit rather than themselves.
• I wish these neo-hippies would get off this occupy (insert city) kick, and occupy a job.

• On career day Derick didn't show up to speak to the children because noon is too early after a night of tripping acid and begging his parents for money to pay his car insurance. He is such a neo-hippie.

(see also: socialist, marxist, freeloader, deadbeat, loser, feminist, lefty, lazy)
by Me am I December 26, 2011
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Hippie Whiper

A small pink bag that you put air into to make a farting sound when released. Much like a whoopee cushion.
by bobdole5151 December 30, 2011
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Dirt Hippie

Mainly used to describe a hippie, generally a hippie who has some relation to dirt. Can also be used to insult any kind of activist who pisses you off. Or...just anyone who pisses you off.
Look at that angry feminist! What a freakin' dirt hippie!
by Drew June 11, 2004
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Hippie-Nuke

n. An atomic device that fails to explode
The Community of Hippies Hugging Trees: You... BASTARD! ::readys Hippie-Nukes::
by Myles May 17, 2004
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