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half-chub

A half erect penis, either a result of being only partialy aroused, or being paranoid of being caught.
"So then she took off her pants and was about to start riding me, but then Steve came home, and we had to stop all of a sudden. After he left, we tried to get back into it, but my wang was freaked out, and I couldn't get it up past half-chub, so we just gave up."
by the mecca November 3, 2006
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half-tard

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.
I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.
by Rufus April 13, 2003
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half-steppin'

yesterday i was so hung over i was half-steppin'.
by taylor May 13, 2005
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Half a yard

A term meaning $50.00 dollars in the Car business.
How much is that car worth Joe. Half a yard?
by Todd Lerfondler January 24, 2007
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half-Jewish

A non-Jewish person with a Jewish father and a Gentile mother.

This is in contrast to someone with a Jewish mother and a Gentile father who, despite being genetically "half-Jewish," is Jewish according to Jewish law. Traditional Jewish law recognizes a unique relationship between a Jewish father and his half-Jewish child but does not consider the child to be a Jew.
The song took artistic license, as Goldie Hawn is Jewish (despite practicing Budism), while Paul Newman actually was half-Jewish.
by Mahus October 20, 2012
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Half-Life

Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss!
Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!
by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008
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Half birthday

You're birthday but half the way inbetween your birthday from the previous and next year (:
WOOOOH! My half birthday in a week!
by yapdizap April 4, 2009
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