Chocolate Grape Stomping

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.

Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

Dingle Grape

an abnormally large dingle berry

Dave George was crying because he couldn't get his Dingle Grape off of his ass.

by Fraatz March 21, 2007

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape

by Basc69 November 27, 2018

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

Grapes

Big Bullets...38. caliber and up.

I ain't worried about that fool, he aint busting no grapes.

by DonJ254TX October 10, 2008

grape salad

tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.

by lukeh081288 November 3, 2011