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Goof

The Canadian equivalent of the american term, punk. A word used in the Canadian prison system to describe informers, molestors, child killers and all inmates segregated from the general population in protective custody. In a looser sense, anyone who has become hated by the prison population in general for suspect behaviour, or irritating behaviour may be thought of as a goof.

To be called a goof, espescially if not true must be met by instant violence or you will lose all respect formerly given to you. If this isn't done, or you are incapable of defending yourself you may as well "check in." (ask to be moved to P.C., protective custody)
" You'd better check in dude, that guy called you a goof and you didn't answer." "That was a big mistake, even if you had ended up taking a beating it would have been better than doing your bit in p.c. with all those goof rats, skinners and kiddy diddlers." "Oh yeah, by the way, don't talk to me anymore. I don't want to be seen talking to a goof from p.c."
by zigzzagz October 28, 2012
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Goofberry

Goofberry is a name used to call someone silly but in a friendly and effectionate way. A girlfriend or boyfriend may say it to their partner.
A guy tells his girlfriend a bad joke and she may smile, throw her eyes up and call him a goofberry for being silly.
by Manix September 2, 2007
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Goofakis

He who resembles a real life version of Goofy. A complete fuck up in life.
The "Goofakis" didn't roll out of bed until 3 today.

The "Goofakis" is making some noodle soup.

The "Goofakis" is watching a disney movie.

The "Goofakis" smacked his stomach and said "Good morning Mr. Buchanan"

The "Goofakis" is ironing his clothes for an extremely fun night out on the town.
by First Ave February 11, 2008
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Gooey Vuitton

Jizzing in someones louis vuitton purse or other louis vuitton accessory.
I jizzed in her favorite louis vuitton, now she has a gooey vuitton.
by sao;igjwse; December 23, 2012
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goofdukie

When you get really hammered, and the next thing you know you make a pass at your best friend. Next thing you know you're shaving each other naked
I hope things between Maria and I aren't awkward after last nights goofdukie...
by Thaas34 May 2, 2014
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Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.
Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010
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hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002
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