Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023

goober

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.

P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.

by anonymous October 19, 2023

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by goober69420 October 24, 2023

goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goobercuck

To be a schmuck or Jake Reed like figure. (Pado)

Look at the yiddish schmuck its such a goobercuck.

by Andew Pado November 2, 2023

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

goobermunch

Someone who is so overwhelmingly obnoxious, that they annoy everyone around them merely with their presence.

and/or

Someone who is extremely moronic, almost to the point of being classified as completely braindead.

Oh my god, you are such a damn goobermunch, dude. How could you fall that?

Just shut up you god damn goobermunch!

by Rowen Kennedy November 8, 2023