flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

Glitter Flap

Will's mangina.

Will's tallywhacker was blown off in 'Nam, now he has a glitter flap.

by B-dizzle fo-Rizzle September 8, 2010

flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 8, 2004

Flapjack

When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.

"I made a flapjack yesterday"

by treesarepurple October 11, 2006

Flapjack

The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.

I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!

by hammering hank January 29, 2010

flap ass

A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.

John: Did you see that woman's ass?
Sara: Holy cow, she has a flap ass.

by Holycrapthisisawesome December 30, 2008

Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009