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filipina

A person who comes from the philippines.They are quite different from other asians like chinese,vietnamese,japanese,korean etc etc....... they are more bustier,sexier,darker skin,they don't sound like them.A race who are very good to mix wiv other races to make choong kids. Race who treats their partner like a king!!! They are not mean people they are very friendly. They are smart and usually have strict parents and they usually eat rice. No one is full filipino they might call them full maybe becoz they're parents are both filipino but no one is, they are all mixed race of chinese, spanish, indonesia,black.... usually have long hair....
boy 1:i wonder when i will hav a filipina girlfriend????

boy 2:if u ever hav one don't ler herrr go bro.... i was so stupid i let my ex filipina girlfriend go!!!

boy 1:i actually hav a huge crush on 1 in my skl

boy 2: well, get to kno demm more u ll like her more!!! And don't eva let dat filipina gal go.... they're beautiful!!!
by pwincess December 25, 2007
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Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"
by rperazag May 31, 2010
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snuff films

Films in which participants are truly, psychically murdered, killed, or mutilated on camera.
The film "8mm" with Nicholas Cage revolved around a suspected snuff film.
by Bowman June 16, 2002
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filthy bitch

a ugly or filthy whore
a chick who gives it up easy (see slut)
by lomofo September 13, 2006
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Anal Filbert

While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.
Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.
by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005
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FILIZ

means Happy in Spanish

Blossom in turkish
She's so filiz
by elise07 December 16, 2008
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File 59 cipher

The most horrible, mind-numbing, teeth-gritting, hair-pulling cipher that has been introduced to the general public. (Personally, I have taken to calling it The Water Temple cipher after the ever infamous Legend of Zelda Water Temple.)

Seen in Jadusable's Majora's Mask Haunted Cartridge ARG that began in early September of 2010, this cipher was introduced to the general population that makes up the ARG in the late part of September/early part of October. As of October 26, 2010, no one has been able to decipher this code to date.

Many people have spent weeks on this cipher, just to end up nowhere, and everyone spoken to about this cipher has said they 'died a little inside' after trying to solve this cipher.
Hey, have you ever heard of this thing? It's called the "File 59 cipher"...

EBOAKBBYCKWWXQGMEQNOK,RKZVOKCIVOWYJJMBKA

"File 59 cipher"...? OH MY GOD, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! /nukez the file/
by 59sucks October 27, 2010
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