Epic Of The Failage

It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!

BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!

by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009

Ball Sack Fail

(adjective)- originally derived from when a transsexual male wears woman jeans and you can clearly see their balls bulging out in the "groin" area. This definition leads into what is know officially known as a ball sack fail:

(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.

Examples of a Ball Sack fail include (but are not limited too): Having sex with a person contracting herpes/getting in an accident with a car that isn't yours/ or giving the fat drunk chick your number at a party.

by eastcoastd January 19, 2011

Auto-Correct Fail

when the autocorrect on, say an iphone thinks you have mis spelled a word and it auto changes it to a word that seems sexual or just a fail, making a texting conversation akward or embarresing.

"hey bro did you see my dad in the hospital?"

"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"

by TheNatu103 August 26, 2011

fail sauce

a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.

"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."

by junksauce February 18, 2008

fail post

A reply on a forum that is useless and stupid in a multiplex of ways, also a post whose poster failed to deliver the lulz.

Triton: this thread is retarded lol
benol: Just like your mom! Ooh, burn!

benol: go um... do something bad or something.

Skyone: That was a fail post

by benol September 30, 2007

failberry

a commonly derived term used to more accurately label a Blackberry smart phone.

guy 1: Dude my fucking failberry keeps freezing!!

guy2: zomg man your failberry fails, why don't you get an iphone like the rest of us?

guy 1: yeah my failberry is a piece of shit :(

by b_shaw February 5, 2010

Catastrophic Fail

A) A fail that surpasses the level of epic

B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.

1)A quadriplegic clown (comedic irony = catastrophic fail)

2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."

Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)

3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)

by Joseph Duffy February 11, 2009