Blind Faith

When the ghosts of atheists, agnostics, or nominal believers who had their lives cut short by the pandemic on earth would still visit their place of worship every week or month to pray for themselves and their loved ones, while they are waiting in transit for the outcome of their eternal home.

Dave’s spirit, who was rekindled by blind faith, would show up on the first and fifteenth days at the temple to pray for the gods and goddesses of good health and prosperity to bless his siblings and schoolmates, and sometimes even for his bosses-turned-bullies.

by MathPlus March 18, 2022

Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

Je voulais goûter vos larmes, se sentent, vos bras, et d'entendre votre journée evey voix de ma vie. Seulement pour découvrir que vous étiez un pur produit d'une entreprise fictive de votre propre âne.

To John doe: Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

by passiond'uneâmedemonamant November 15, 2009

Faith

The divine password or spiritual key that allows you to gain access to God’s grace (unmerited favor)—because of Jesus’ perfect work on the cross, you are made righteous by His blood, which qualifies you to be a recipient of His blessing, favor, and love.

It’s not faith in any gods and goddesses, or in any prophets, but faith in Christ, the anointed Son of the living God—the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

by MathPlus July 12, 2021

Faitheist

Faitheist: one who pretends to have been an atheist who found religion, for the purpose of creating common ground to evangelize to atheists.

Faitheist: I was once an atheist like you, but through the power of prayer I connected with "God" and am now a blessed follower.
Me: An atheist has no god to pray to. We both know you're full of shit.
Faitheist: I... I... God hates you and you'll burn in hell.
Me: Fuck off.

by @stylblog April 22, 2010

Fagititis

Degenerative disease that consumes an indefected individual.

Symptoms include:

>Being God-damn
retarded
>Epic Fails in life
>turning them into
a fag, (not homosexually speaking)


There is no known cure for Fagititis
but there is treatment, corporal punishment
dished out by friends.

Fagititis has been
found to go hand in hand with fag sex, fag queen, fagasaurus

That's it man,
you have full blown fagititis.

by sel-kie April 2, 2009

Fabitch

Something which is fabulous and bitchy as the same time

"Oooh! Beyoncé's dress is so fabitch".

"Have you seen the Hills catfight? It was a fabitch moment"

by Slut sorority July 7, 2009

Faith Goldy

When you use a port-o-potty and there's splash back.

"I was attending a white nationalist rally, and I had a rub-in with Faith Goldy. I think I need a shower."

by SlartyMan September 14, 2019