Eric Cartman
racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon
Kyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS"
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"
Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"
Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."
Eric Cartman by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011