Ear gouging

When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.

Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.

by La'kai June 9, 2020

Ear Fetish

When one likes their ears tingled

“Oi Summer, want me to succeed in that Ear Fetish I know you got?”

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

Ear Garbage

The endless discussion of network news commentators

The only thing worse than the presidential debates was the ear garbage on CNN afterward

by Papa Chubb October 7, 2020

ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago

I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before

by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017

ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016