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itch disappointment

1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.
Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 13, 2011
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master of disaster

Fell off the side the most in SSBM

Can also refer to somebody who totally sucks at everything.
Link was the master of disaster this game.

Steven is a master of disaster
by G37_7h3_d00r May 5, 2004
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disastrophy

Wow, it looks like a hurricane went through your room. What a disastrophy!
by Chaylyn August 14, 2006
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disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.
Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.
"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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disambiguous

dis·am·big·u·at·ed, dis·am·big·u·at·ing, dis·am·big·u·ates
To establish a single grammatical or semantic interpretation for.
disambiguation - clarification that follows from the removal of ambiguity
clarification, elucidation, illumination - an interpretation that removes obstacles to understanding
lexical disambiguation - disambiguation of the sense of a polysemantic word
"She found the example to be quite disambiguous, but the professor's clarification helped her to understand the textbook"
by sharkamov November 25, 2013
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disastafarian

'Check out Matt P, man he's like a disastafarian!'
by Æsop December 2, 2004
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