ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

tinder diving

most commonly referred to as dumpster diving on tinder

friend 1: hey lets go out to the bar and find some women to hook up with

friend 2: screw that mess that costs to much money I would rather go tinder diving instead, the most it will cost me is a penicillin shot and a trip to McDonald's for their dollar menu.

by Grrlscout315 June 26, 2018

camera dive

a camera dive is a very used technique in a lot of ironic tiktoks .
its basically when someone cringy (on tiktok) get's dueted and the so called "camera dive" is used.

the camera dive itself is when the dueter just jumps into the camera for no apparent reason as a joke.

ohhh.... crap i just broke my iphone screen by doing a camera dive into it lol.

by discount_coke February 6, 2019

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Meme Diving

The action of diving into the deep web to steal some dank memes and/or get some meme material.

Dude, I went meme diving the other day and came back up with some dank material.

by Ageine June 10, 2018

cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 5, 2019