1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
by misshingo October 30, 2012
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1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.
As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.
See also: Richard Donor
1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.
As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.
See also: Richard Donor
1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
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-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
(11:30p.m.)
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
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