crotch glue 

assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!

my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??

as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!

jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!

her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!

crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.

crotch glue by michael foolsley February 21, 2013

crotch filet 

crotch filet' is a [hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.

I eat a crotch filet every time I can

crotch filet by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Crotch Shot 

A game in which everyone punches each other's crotches hella times. Usually initiated by one punching another in the crotch and saying "crotch shots!" The only way to protect yourself is by standing with both hands covering the crotch area. Everyone is fair game!

Eliah- punches Celina in the crotch* "Crotch shots!"
Celina- stands with hands covering crotch while everyone else punches madd crotches*
Issel- High fives Sam*

Sam- Goes for high five*
Issel- Punches Sam in crotch* laughs* "Crotch shots!!!"
Sam- Keel's over* "YOU BITCH"

Crotch Shot by 23RideOrDie October 11, 2011

crotch rocket

Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.

crotch rocket by jereh jamis October 10, 2003

crotch pheasants 

In between getting garbage dick after entering a cock garage. The intermission so to speak.Crotch pheasants are similar to the coccon before the butterfly emerges.

I cant believe that skank cock garage gave me crotch pheasants. It only kind of burns when I pee I hope I dont have garabage dick.

crotch pheasants by Mr. Falice12 February 24, 2009

Crotch Goblin 

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.

“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”

Crotch Goblin by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022

crotch crust 

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

crotch crust by Alan October 1, 2004