crank

crank is a crazy person. like a crackhead baso. so if someone is like bout do something that is a bad idea. They are a crank

"shall i jump from here?" "nah dont😂" *jumpes* *both laughing* " mate your a fucking crank omds"

by gyyyyddrty April 3, 2021

Crank

Slang word for saying how cool or awesome something or somebody looks.

That paint job on that car is crank

by Luvenzo April 12, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025